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You know it’s a bad day when ….

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Colt .45

Gilyeat for Congress

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Weekend Trip

Ma amd I are leaving for a city in the East tomorrow to meet Wyatt tomorrow evening …
Life is good!

Wyatt Danger is HERE!!!

Welcome to the new grandkid … Wyatt Danger. Yes Danger is his middle name … kids eh?

Born Friday Feb 12 in a city in the east. He checked in at 10 lbs, and 23 inches. I told Chris … you are suppost to have them first and raise them later!

Big sister Eva is delighted!

USMC Assault Breaching Vehicle

Now appearing in Helmand Province just in time for IED season. See the ABV .

Stupid Is… As Stupid Does

Likewise Smart is … as smart does.
Let the Smart Cars Roll!!!!

Well, all I can say is this guy’s car is truely a reflection of his persona.

And this lady looks like she belongs in a Mercedes. That said, what she is in doesn’t really look like a Mercedes. Models will do anything for money.

This of course is the “Grand Finale”. It is also the reason I would never buy or borrow one of these things.

Because we care…

We wanted to present some of the more …. ahhh … less well known laws that may affect those who live in these states.

Kansas
It is illegal to catch fish with your bare hands.
Lawrence – it is against the law to carry bees in your hat.
McLough – it is illegal to wash your dentures in a public drinking fountain.
Natoma – it is agianst the law to practice knife throwing at men in striped suits.
Russell – it is against the law to have a musical car horn.

Missouri
State law has a provision that allows any city in the state to levy a tax to support a band, provided that “the mayor plays piccolo and each band member can eat peas with a knife.”
It is illegal to carry an uncaged bear down the highway.
St. Louis – it is against the law to drink beer from a bucket on any street curb.

North Carolina
According to state law, it its illegal to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
It is illegal to sing out of tune.
Asheville – it is illegal to sneeze within the city limits.
Wade Mills – it is against the law to purchase or eat ice cream 30 minutes before church on Sunday.
Wintson-Salem – it is against the law for children under the age of seven to go to college.

If we missed your state (Wisconsin doesn’t seem to have wacky laws) you can look them up here.

UPDATE!!!!!
Our reporter in Wisconsin has discovered wacky laws:

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese
Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits. (Sun Prairie)
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. (Milwaukee )
You cannot “worry a squirrel.” (La Crosse)
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes. (Brookfield)
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master
cheese maker’s license.

Read the rest here